KFC

Waitress: Good afternoon sir, may I help you?

Me: Erm... I would like to have the latest meal set.

Waitress: Having Here?

Me: [Surprisingly and Fiercely] Why you ask so... Absolutely not!

Waitress: Sorry Sir, Sorry Sir, Calm down.

Me: Is OK, just make it faster.

[After 5 minutes]

Waitress: Here you are, your fast meal Sir

Me: What the f...

Waitress: Anything,sir?

Me: Why you pack up the meal...

Waitress: I thought you are taking away!

Me: No

Waitress: But, you were saying "Not Having Here"

Me: Of course not! You expect me to eat fried chicken on this counter in front of you?